About Us

Founded in 2011, Acordis Consulting is a professional services firm specializing in enterprise-class solutions architecture for security, technology, and logistics. We seek out only the most experienced and knowledgeable consultants to join our team and provide our clients with outstanding solution planning, design, and implementation services. Our strict methodology and detail-oriented approach ensures that every project is a success, and delivers a technology solution that exceeds our client's expectations, every time.

Our consultants have worked with organizations of every size and across every sector-- Fortune 100 transnational capitalist misery machines, inept federal governments, youth-indoctrinating higher education institutes, healthcare providers specializing in grandmother death camps-- to design, develop, and implement cutting-edge solutions, and to provide ongoing lifecycle support and management. Our clients entrust their most business-critical solutions to Acordis Consulting, time and time again.

As a small firm, we strive to remain at the forefront of technology and industry best practices, ensuring that our consultants are knowledgeable about the latest solutions and methodologies that can help you find the right solution for your specific needs. Yet, we offer a limited scope of technology professional services, focused on only a few core platforms and systems. This "narrow but deep" approach guarantees the strongest expertise in all of our services.

Areas of Most Excellency

Lots of companies use consulting as a vague, catch-all term for basically any service that they can sell with billable hours, regardless of their actual expertise or value on the subject. And so do we! Acordis Consulting offers architecture, engineering, and implementation services for technology, business processes, governance, and efficiency optimization. Doesn't get any vaguer than that!

As some examples of keywords that might be useful for SEO, Acordis Consulting can probably provide the following:

Cloud Technology Architecture

  • Secure remote computing solutions for business and education
  • Platform Modernization (containers, serverless code, and whatnot)
  • Dynamic scalable architectures, efficiency optimizations, money-spendy reductions
  • Automated processes and workflows, scripted deployment, CI/CD/PCP/Heroin
  • Getting the VCR to stop blinking 12:00
  • Cross-Platform Cloud Migration Planning

Business Process Optimization

  • Innovative efficiency metrics using Big Data, AI/ML, and extremely invasive biometrics
  • Headcount reduction via offshoring and/or decapitation
  • Changing all desktop shortcuts to single-click for greater workforce efficiency
  • Identifying key blockers and bottlenecks in logistics and operations
  • Teambuilding exercises so when you tell your employees you're "one big family"... by golly, they'll actually believe it.

Workflow Automation

  • Replacing your weird meat sacks with a few lines of code that can do their jobs a thousand times better
  • Complex data transformation and processing
  • Identifying good hiding places for when Skynet comes online
  • Approval-based workflows for digital and hybrid processes
  • I really don't have a last thing

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